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Ich bin:

Scuzzer Bouquet!, männlich, heterosexuell

Aus:

Ye olde English village, Vereinigtes Königreich

Suche:

Niemand

Sprachen:

Englisch

Bildung:

Bachelor oder Diplom

Beruf:

Professional

Einkommen:

Durchschnittlich

Beziehung:

Liiert

Religion:

Agnostisch

Rauchen:

Nie

Alkohol:

Mehrmals in der Woche

Wie ich aussehe

Ethnizität:

Weiß

Körpertyp:

Schlank

Haarlänge:

Kurz

Haarfarbe:

Andere

Augenfarbe:

Blau

Körpergröße:

5 ft 8 in (173 cm)

Über mich

Don't take my status comments or jokes literally all the time. They are just that.........jokes, however bad!

I'm banned from uploading any more video's. Serial copyright thief!

By Royal appointment, Her Majesty says of my page:

"Welcome all my loyal subjects, even those of you who are no longer subject to colonial rule but maybe wish you were because I am such a fucking great monarch! Please feel free to wank yourself silly over Scuzzers content but please, not over Scuzzer himself. That's apparently 'not his bag'.

I am aware that he spends a right royal amount of time searching for dirty pictures but is now banned from uploading videos as he is accused of being serial copyright thief by those hamster people. Bet they don't stand to my National Anthem....................'Bastard Johnny foreigners' as my loyal husband Philip might say! Serves Scuzzer right though, silly bugger should have stuck to uploading vintage porn (my personal favourite) or amateur stuff such as that Philip and I used to indulge in!

Scuzzer uploads images that are either popular or a 'bit different'. I know he is personally into older birds and not teens, but as they seem popular he uploads both. I have considered sending him a 'before and after' set of myself but I'm not sure he likes his more mature women quite that old. Bloody poor taste I say!

Please feel free to vote and comment on all that Scuzzer puts on here too, even the crappy stuff. He works full time you know, although the jammy bugger works from home most of the time so he can skive and research porn for all you Hammy fans.

Thank you, you may all sit down now. I'm off for a gin and tonic and a quick fiddle with my love button. I do so love looking at Scuzzers dirty images!" Lizzie.

Her majesty's own words, honest!!

Friend requests. I'm not interested if: You have no avatar, you have a cock avatar (jeez, have some imagination), you have little or no content, I can't see your profile or your content is password protected. Any of the above and sorry, your request will likely be rejected. I get so many friend requests, you can see all my content anyway and I'm not really into too much chat, I just don't get the time.

Please, no blatantly offensive remarks against women, gays and lesbians or ethnic minorities. It's just plain ignorant and, being British, it's not the done thing!

My galleries do not necessarily represent my personal taste in porn. I try to upload what seems to be popular and occasionally something different. Personally I prefer older birds. If you see teens in any of the galleries they will almost certainly be OVER 18 (16 in the UK as that's legal) years of age. DO NOT CONTACT ME ASKING FOR UNDER AGE IMAGES (under 18) OR SUGGESTING LINKS TO SUCH MATERIAL. I AM SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED AND NEVER WILL BE.

Thank you, and very best wishes, 'Scuzzer Bouquet'.

Brit comedian David Mitchell tweet on a very British problem!

FYI, I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

This next one just about sums up the British 'So what' mentality:

And a typically British pub atmosphere:

I want a brew!

Being a woman hater or troll will not!

This next girls needs a nice cup of tea to dunk those rich tea biscuits into!

Jelly....Baby?

Mmmmm. A nice cup of tea. Its true, sometimes it just can't be beaten